Christian hillbillies, Kindergartner suspended for pretending, & Nutty professor

Hr 1: Rolling Stones Magazine called Duck Dynasty Christian-right hillbillies! If you're watching Duck Dynasty, I'm sure the faith part of it wasn't bothering you. Rolling Stones called it "TV's Worst Show". I guess that's why they were on air for so long, raking in so many millions of dollars. What was so offensive and distasteful to the Left that made this show SOOOO bad?

Hr 2: Little girl playing “King and Queen” with her kindergarten friends at recess used a stick as a make-believe gun to defend the royal couple against pretend invaders. And the school suspended her for pretending to PROTECT people. What are they teaching our children? That being an officer of the law is a BAD thing. AND... Are you ready to buddy up with a refugee? University wants to host refugees in campus housing. Why don't they open up campus housing to homeless veterans? AND... now Chuck Schumer is just making stuff up calling us fearmongers while he's fearmongering!

Hr 3: Professor: “Some guy gave up his first class seat for a uniformed soldier. People are thanking him. I’m trying not to vomit or yell about Mosul." AND... The Defense said that the young girl was texting explicit material to the Defendant. Is that supposed to justify the guy FORCING himself on her? AND... Gay Columbia student says that western freedoms are actually violence. Maybe he should try living in one of those Middle Eastern countries.

Have you had your healthy dose of reality lately?