TRUMP CAN'T GET NO LEGISLATION

I can't get no -- legislation, -- just get stuck with -- litigation
But I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm drivin' my golf cart & Paul Ryan comes on the radio
Tellin' me more and more, about some lameduck legislation
Supposed to rile my imagination

I can't get no,      no, no, no,      hey, hey, hey
That's what I say 

I can't get no -- legislation, -- all I get is -- constipation
But I try and I try and I try and I try 
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm watchin' FOX TV & Ms. Bimbo comes on shilling me
How ORANGE my HAIR can be
That I ain't a real man 'cause i don't snort
Some smack like Sean Hannity

I can't get no, --  no, no, no, --  hey, hey, hey
That's what I say

I can't get no -- legislation, -- no hollywood access -- retraction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try 
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm flyin' round the world
& I'm doin' this & I'm signin' that
Chasin' down Comrade Putin, who tells me
Trumpy better come back, maybe next week 
Can't you see Little Trumpy, you're on a losing streak!

I can't get no,     no, no, no,    hey, hey, hey  
That's what I say, I can't get no, I can't get no  
I can't get no --- legislation, ---  only litigation  
& more constipation --- how 'bout some fluoridation

fluoridation, fluoridation, no more taxation, i'll sue for defamation,
yeah, that's it -- defamation, defamation,
hell, maybe time for -- liquidation! -- liquidation -- liquidation