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I haved my beard off...suddenly it's like I cut my balls off as well. Maybe I'll do a Bruce Jenner and wear a wig...then I'll be a hero again!
ALWAYS shave November! I can't stand the bear cliques. Keep ya gat damn combs and oils...I'll rub automotive grease on my dimples and call it a day.
Turkish rebels shot down a Russian jet figther and killed the pilots. Turkey will soon become Rebublic Of Russia.
Why is it now called "Special Needs?" Because it used to be safe to call them retarded, until you and your friends called each other that. Now the "mentally challenged" don't want to be associated with your "special needs" friends.
"Illegal Immigrant" is also no longer an accepted term. It's now "undocumented." Son...don't do undocumented drugs.
Who's getting drunk and fighting with relatives this Thanksgiving? Did you know immigrants started Thanksgiving? Oh yeah, and don't forget to tell the British Happy 4th of July!