DONALD, THE RED-ASSED SWINDLER!

Dummkopf the rose-cheeked swindler
Had a very long, long nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say still grows
All of the other swindlers 
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Donald
Join in any swindler games

Then one soggy Summer's eve
Putin came to say,
Dummkopf with shark's teeth so bright
Let me plunder your nation tonight?"
Then all the swindler's loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Dumpkopf the rose-cheeked swindler
You’ll go down in history

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Putin returned to say,
Dummkopf with shark's teeth so bright
Won’t you stroke my thigh tonight?"
Then all the swindlers dissed him
As they shouted out with glee
Dummpkopf with those shark's teeth
You’re a clown in history
You’re a clown in history