Hathy and Klittsy: MUTANT HELPLINE

Are you tired of sitting wandering the internets watching professionals having boardgame fun with pretty women, wondering when it's gonna be YOUR TURN? Well fear not MUTANTS, for a couple of accomplished Bloodhounds are gonna teach you the secret of what makes a woman work, and how you can convince her that she NEEDS you. It's easier than you think. That's right kiddies, it's time for the Debut of HATHY & KLITTSY: MUTANT HELPLINE. We will be taking phone calls from those of you that need help.