Hump Something Day

Summer is in full swing...and so is back to school! If I had kids, I would rejoice. I don't have to buy the little shits ant clothes like some of you parents.

What's news? Same shit, different week.

Jay-Z and Beyonce are in town for their "On The Run" tour. 

Football is back...and women are now ignored again.

I change the way I talk around certain people.

Beer...nuff said.

I'm tired of the "no homo," and the "at the end of the day" cliches.

Black churches sing prayers to God, white churches just kind of non chalantly ask for shit.

I'm the Mike Tyson of comedy...the coked up, creepy, rapey, eat children Mike Tyson.