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Are you getting your side piece the diamonds, chocalates, then the pearl necklace?
Kanye went Kanye again, and his ass-implant girlfriend was there to watch it all, Kim Kumdashian. She is famous for nothing more, than giving a blowie to a singer's brother.
Rap music has become a series of beeps, borps, and vibrations, mixed in with obvious sexual lyrics...and people are going stupid nuts over it. I miss NWA.
Speaking of, NWA has a movie biopic coming out! I'll make sure to bring my .45 in case the reviews aren't good, and people start bussin caps.
Violent crime is going sky-high in downtown San Francisco. Tons of Twitter and Facebook fights are happening, and being posted in Instagram and SnapChat.
Can the NFL network stop analyzing the holy sheep shit out of the super bowl now? Women like football, but can't understand when the players mention nickel defenses, or wedges. Speak slow and stupid for the ladies...you know, right before you rape them in a hotel room.
I can hear it now...the mass-suction sound on Valentine's Night. Millions of blow jobs going down at once.
Did you hear? Many ILLEGAL immigrants are getting US driver's licences. Now they can legally drive stolen vehicles.
I am having the comedic equivalent of a shart.
How many more new comedians will do a 'new year, new me' stand-up performance?
Lot's of new, pasty, thin armed faces in the gym. A lot of big upper body, no calves people as well.
The old man in front of me couldn't wait to pay for his snickers in line, so he dropped his 2 dollars and walked out. I wached him eat it, and he turned into Cindy Crawford. She sure is grumpy if she doesn't eat.
Straight men cannot compliment each other's dick print, like women do each other's asses and boobs.
Going on 5 months of beard, and one month of braces. Someday, I'll hit puberty.
Join Coach Taylor as he interviews author, motivational speaker and entrepreneur Jonathan Oliver about his new book Impersonations. Mr. Oliver's book chronicles his journey of self discovery and how he overcame dyslexia to live his dream. It is a book written to empower men of all races and ages to discover who they really are and how they can over come any obstacle.
Tune in tonight at 11:00 PM Eastern Time for another informative episode of The Kregg Sanders Show Featuring Don Fellman. Tonight: Beatles Facts, More on Abbey Road, I hate my chair, and more off the cuff impersonations from the one and only Don Fellman. PLUS it's another extended episode running a full 45 minutes, not counting the theme song and whatever it is I end up rattling on about before we get to the meat and potatoes of the show.
I's winter time...time for more drinking.
How much more damn rain is needed before there is no more drought? I ALWAYS have water when I turn on my faucet.
As my brother would say, "It's ball-shrinking cold out!" So I keep a hand warmer in my underwear so mine can hang like a St. Bernard's sack.
Talking during sex? Where is the fine line from just sex talk, to a full on conversation?
Does Sylverster Stallone scream whenever he takes a shit?
If Stephen Hawking is so damn smart, why doesn't he fix himself? Or at least, fix Muhamed Ali?
Dudes always make up some kind of song when they try to hit up on women.
Women comedians are more perverted than men comedians...always talking about how small dudes dicks are. They sound like gun-control advocates.
So, who did you vote for and why? Call in and let me verbally kick your ass and tell you that you were wrong either way.
Brittany Maynard comitted legal, assisted suicide. Not much funny going on there.
Jenna Von Oy had another baby...and her ass gets a new sitcom on NBC.
Michael Sam isn't playing in the NFL. One writer thinks it's because Sam is gay. Right! No...he's actuall the lead character in the play, "The Sound Of Music," and upcoming "The Nutcracker."
Would you prefer directions from a man or a woman?
Tom Brady is a friggin robot. Peyton Manning who?
The San Francisco Giants won another World Series...their 3rd in 5 years. And still, not many people know who plays for the Giants outside of San Francisco.
I'm getting braces. I want the old style, with the headgear, rubber bands, and special toothbrush.
Ken Shamrock says he deserves to be in the WWE hall of fame. That's like Mozart wanting an MTV award.
Paris Hilton has stopped sucking peckers on camera, and went full blown into selling fragrances. Her new line of "Ball Sweat" for men I hear, is pretty awesome.
Nov 3, 2014 - SEASON PREMIERE with Guest: Author Matt Swayne
Smartasses Radio - “Hot Chicks, Geek Culture and Unbridled Smartassery.” With your host, the creator of Smartasses Magazine, voice actor Johnny Video of Johnny Video Celebrity Voice Impersonations!
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We have a great show for you tonight! We will be talking to Elijah Howard who is a stand up comedian/actor. His talents include impersonations like Katt Williams, Bernie Mac, Chris Tucker and Tony Montana's Scarface. We will also be talking with Western Mass singer songwriter Mikey Sweet! We cant wait to talk with them on the show! We will also be discussing our road trip to Salem, Ma for our some what short show, however we will talk about it along with our next road trip! So grab a snack and get ready for a great show!!
Yep, brand new episodes of Billy Borrelli Laugh Chat!
Ebola is still haning around? AIDS isn't looking so bad anymore.
ISIS is at it again...except this time, their getting rockets and bomb put presicely up their asses.
Did you know, white people just walk fast in general, with no planned destination?
We have become more anti-social because of social media...is that an oxymoron?
Another "unarmed" black teen, gets killed by a white cop. In other news, people are shooting, stabbing, robbing, home-invading, waterboarding, and selling drugs...but nobody is hearing about it.
If I wrote comic books, there would be only one comic book ever. All the heroes would die from the things that gave them suprepowers. Let's be real, you and I would not survive a radioactive spider bite.
I'm going to the gym. I got tired of all those years of being called a punk, , fag and bitch. Now...I have a personal trainer to do that when I'm having trouble with a heavy weight.
Morgan Freeman as Col. Nathan Jessup, in A Few Good Men.
Sean Connery as Forrest Gump, in Forrest Gump.
Shawn Foss of the drinkfive Rookie Report is joining us on the show tonight and oh boy, what a show it is.. among other things, we'll be discussing:
- Sankey's fantasy outlook in Nashville
- Tom Savage.. a name worth remembering?
- How accurate is Vegas in the preseason?
- NFL Playoff Expansion tabled for now
- Top 10 Rookies.. maybe?
- Game of Thrones Discussion
Thanks for joining us,
Dave and Jason
This edition of the 1 on ONE on One Positive Way Radio features 3 more dynamic guests. The lovely, talented Marque Munday. Her success story is one that will inspire anyone pursuing their dream. She will speak about her experiences as a professional dancer and entertainer. Eryk Moore is well regarded in spoken word circles as a complete artist. Production and mic expression through written and recorded releases have established him as an indie artist to watch. His latest project THE GREAT ESCAPE is sure to bring about a lively conversation and we will play a few choice selections. Manuel Finale Allen has been on the spoken word scene for quite sometime yet there are people who want more of what he brings to be shared. This soft spoken low key artist is dynamic and gifted with the microphone and versatile in his artistic expression from MLK impersonations to just writing it down raw and uncut. We will definitely find out what he has coming up in this rare and exclusive appearance. Scorpio Sessions will be hosting this trio onepositiveway.
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