• 00:30

    Welcome To The Winter

    in Comedy

    I's winter time...time for more drinking.


    How much more damn rain is needed before there is no more drought? I ALWAYS have water when I turn on my faucet.


    As my brother would say, "It's ball-shrinking cold out!" So I keep a hand warmer in my underwear so mine can hang like a St. Bernard's sack.


    Talking during sex? Where is the fine line from just sex talk, to a full on conversation?


    Does Sylverster Stallone scream whenever he takes a shit?


    If Stephen Hawking is so damn smart, why doesn't he fix himself? Or at least, fix Muhamed Ali?


    Dudes always make up some kind of song when they try to hit up on women.


    Women comedians are more perverted than men comedians...always talking about how small dudes dicks are. They sound like gun-control advocates.


     

  • 00:30

    Mid-Term Elections...Do You Give A Damn?

    in Comedy

    So, who did you vote for and why? Call in and let me verbally kick your ass and tell you that you were wrong either way.


    Brittany Maynard comitted legal, assisted suicide. Not much funny going on there.


    Jenna Von Oy had another baby...and her ass gets a new sitcom on NBC.


    Michael Sam isn't playing in the NFL. One writer thinks it's because Sam is gay. Right! No...he's actuall the lead character in the play, "The Sound Of Music," and upcoming "The Nutcracker."


    Would you prefer directions from a man or a woman?


    Tom Brady is a friggin robot. Peyton Manning who?


    The San Francisco Giants won another World Series...their 3rd in 5 years. And still, not many people know who plays for the Giants outside of San Francisco.


    I'm getting braces. I want the old style, with the headgear, rubber bands, and special toothbrush.


    Ken Shamrock says he deserves to be in the WWE hall of fame. That's like Mozart wanting an MTV award.


    Paris Hilton has stopped sucking peckers on camera, and went full blown into selling fragrances. Her new line of "Ball Sweat" for men I hear, is pretty awesome.


     


     


     


     

  • 02:07

    SMARTASSES RADIO: Haunted Tales with Matt Swayne

    in Comedy

    Nov 3, 2014 - SEASON PREMIERE with Guest: Author Matt Swayne


    Smartasses Radio - “Hot Chicks, Geek Culture and Unbridled Smartassery.” With your host, the creator of Smartasses Magazine, voice actor Johnny Video of Johnny Video Celebrity Voice Impersonations!


    Smartasses Radio airs every Monday night at 7 PM ET – 4PM PT, featuring cutting edge humor and an eclectic mix of guests. To interact with the hosts, follow @SmartassesNet on Twitter and use the hashtag #HailJackie.


    Smartasses Radio Archives


    facebook.com/smartasses.net

  • 01:00

    Impersonations

    in Education

    Join Coach Taylor as he interviews author, motivational speaker and entrepreneur Jonathan Oliver about his new book Impersonations. Mr. Oliver's book chronicles his journey of self discovery and how he overcame dyslexia to live his dream. It is a book written to empower men of all races and ages to discover who they really are and how they can over come any obstacle.

  • 02:03

    With Guests Elijah Howard & Mikey Sweet

    in Entertainment

    We have a great show for you tonight! We will be talking to Elijah Howard who is a stand up comedian/actor. His talents include impersonations like Katt Williams, Bernie Mac, Chris Tucker and Tony Montana's Scarface.  We will also be talking with Western Mass singer songwriter Mikey Sweet! We cant wait to talk with them on the show! We will also be discussing our road trip to Salem, Ma for our some what short show, however we will talk about it along with our next road trip! So grab a snack and get ready for a great show!!

  • 00:30

    NEW SEASON! All new comedy from Billy Borrelli!

    in Comedy

    Yep, brand new episodes of Billy Borrelli Laugh Chat!


    Ebola is still haning around? AIDS isn't looking so bad anymore.


    ISIS is at it again...except this time, their getting rockets and bomb put presicely up their asses.


    Did you know, white people just walk fast in general, with no planned destination?


    We have become more anti-social because of social media...is that an oxymoron?


    Another "unarmed" black teen, gets killed by a white cop. In other news, people are shooting, stabbing, robbing, home-invading, waterboarding, and selling drugs...but nobody is hearing about it. 


    If I wrote comic books, there would be only one comic book ever. All the heroes would die from the things that gave them suprepowers. Let's be real, you and I would not survive a radioactive spider bite.


    I'm going to the gym. I got tired of all those years of being called a punk, , fag and bitch. Now...I have a personal trainer to do that when I'm having trouble with a heavy weight.


    Morgan Freeman as Col. Nathan Jessup, in A Few Good Men.


    Sean Connery as Forrest Gump, in Forrest Gump.


     

  • 01:30

    5/20 - Grillin' Fools, Fantasy Rookie Report, Joffrey Impersonations

    in Entertainment

    Happy Tuesday!


     


    Shawn Foss of the drinkfive Rookie Report is joining us on the show tonight and oh boy, what a show it is.. among other things, we'll be discussing:


    - Sankey's fantasy outlook in Nashville


    - Tom Savage.. a name worth remembering?


    - How accurate is Vegas in the preseason?


    - NFL Playoff Expansion tabled for now


    - Top 10 Rookies.. maybe?


    - Game of Thrones Discussion


    - BBEEEEERRRRRRR!


     


     


    Thanks for joining us,


    Dave and Jason

  • 03:58

    THE 1 ON ONE ON ONE POSITIVE WAY RADIO

    in Entertainment

    This edition of the 1 on ONE on One Positive Way Radio features 3 more dynamic guests. The lovely, talented Marque Munday. Her success story is one that will inspire anyone pursuing their dream. She will speak about her experiences as a professional dancer and entertainer. Eryk Moore is well regarded in spoken word circles as a complete artist. Production and mic expression through written and recorded releases have established him as an indie artist to watch. His latest project THE GREAT ESCAPE is sure to bring about a lively conversation and we will play a few choice selections. Manuel Finale Allen has been on the spoken word scene for quite sometime yet there are people who want more of what he brings to be shared. This soft spoken low key artist is dynamic and gifted with the microphone and versatile in his artistic expression from MLK impersonations to just writing it down raw and uncut. We will definitely find out what he has coming up in this rare and exclusive appearance. Scorpio Sessions will be hosting this trio onepositiveway.

  • 01:44

    SMARTASSES RADIO: What Happens When We Die?

    in Entertainment

    Sep 22, 2014 - Guest: Author Shelby Beckett and Callie Cosplay


    Smartasses Radio - “Hot Chicks, Geek Culture and Unbridled Smartassery.” With your host, the creator of Smartasses Magazine, voice actor Johnny Video of Johnny Video Celebrity Voice Impersonations!


    Smartasses Radio airs every Monday night at 7 PM ET – 4PM PT, featuring cutting edge humor and an eclectic mix of guests. To interact with the hosts, follow @SmartassesNet on Twitter and use the hashtag #HailJackie.


    Smartasses Radio Archives


    facebook.com/smartasses.net

  • 01:00

    Award Winning Entrepreneur Musician Host Joe Crawford on Roy Dan Baron GFN!

    in Comedy

    My name is Joe Crawford and I am an entrepreneur in the Entertainment Industry. Have been for the past 20 years and continue to do so. I host 3 shows that are successful here in Canada and USA.

    I also have been nominated for the 2014 Heritage Awards for Best Comedian by the AMG's which will take place in November in North Carolina. I also perform singing comedy shows with impersonations of Elvis, Dolly Parton & Tina Turner just to name a few. Also came out with my latest CD in June "Dreaming with Joe Crawford"


    http://ww.globalfreedomnetworks.com


    http://www.amazon.com/Looking-Glass-Shattered-Questions-Answers/dp/0615666752


    http://www.joecrawfordlive.com

  • 00:27

    The End Is Near Wednesday

    in Comedy

    Just seeing if you're paying attention...because we all have ADD.


    Michael Sam...the first openly gay active football player, is in the news regarding his showering habits. There's nothing wrong with exfoliating, pumice stone, and lavender body soap...is there?


    ISIS, or IS, is always in the news. They chop more heads than a butcher at a chicken processing plant.


    9 year old gilr in Arizona, accidently shoots and kills her instructor, with a fulll automatic uzi. Yeah, I have no more words on why a 9 year old girl was firing an automatic uzi.


    There was more talking at the gym than working out...so I started talking to myself by yelling, "EYE OF THE TIGER!"


    The gym machines smell like butt...and so do I.


    David Chase says Tony Soprano isn't dead after all...good news for James Gandolfini's bones, if there ever want to do a follow-up movie.


    iPhone 6 is coming out. Nerds and black market dbags are lining up already.


     


     

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