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I talk . That should be all you need to know, but I'll have more topics.
We're being invaded by hair mites, tuberculosis, scabies...they're attached to kids and gangbangers from central america.
Palestine vs. Israel...the kid with rocks, throws it at the man with the baseball bat and gets mad when he defends himself.
ISIS is now IS. IS someone going to bomb them back to the ice age? IS someone going to kick them dead in their asses?
Houston gunman faints in court. What did you expect from an unstable individual? He'll be electrocuted, or given a lethal dose pretty soon.
Most important news of the day...LeBron goes back to Cleveland. Um...so fucking what.
"Glee" is a death sentence. If you are cast in it, you will end up all shirveled up like the people who watched the video in The Ring.
Obama says, "I don't do photo ops," is then photographed at a barbecue. Flip-flopping liar in chief.
Why do the French have the worst breath? I work with the public, and sometimes it's hard to keep a straight face when someone talks to you thisclose with breath that smells like burnt ear wax and fish guts.
