Alert! Alien Invasion! Aliens are taking over the road!

You seen the movies. Most Aliens want to get inside you. I mean watch them. They don't know how to use the road system. They drive widely. Too fast, the wrong way, not obeying traffic laws and crashing into not only other drivers but buildings and things. Well drunk drivers are a good case of alien invasion. Don't stand by and let aliens take over our road system.