The Sunday Morning Experience It's Not What You Think...

Welcome to the Sunday Morning Experience.  Standing behind the wooden podium, from his lips proceeds a lull that sways the young silly women laden with sins and divers lusts. When he speaks, women fall out in the floor screaming and shouting uncontrollably. When he asks for money, women sprint down the aisle throwing money at his feet. He is more deserving of her paycheck than any bill collector, mortgage company, or local grocery store. He has more power over her than her husband and can make her body quiver with just the sound of his voice or the slightest touch of his hand. He speaks and she becomes emotionally excited.  The louder he speaks, the more she edges off her seat. His words speak to her with authority.  He keeps hitting her spot over and over again.  She tries to compose herself but something happens, his momentum builds and like a volcano, she erupts and leaps off the pew. She is hypnotized and under his spell. Hooked and took and ready to give the preacher her pocketbook! This is the Christian woman’s experience: spiritual orgasms with the Pastor. She is free to release in church, but has to be quiet at home so the children won’t hear! What a sad commentary.

-Brother Truth ©