27-Gyros are kickass, just like Matt Damon

As most of you know Unstoppable Radio is a f#cking space shuttle on a collision course with greatness. We are a freight train enema going straight up the ass of the entertainment world. Each and every week we bring a fresh, loud, offensive, informative, and addicting show to a world that desperately needs it and this week will be no different. Join us with special guest Matt Damon. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you might not be right for some. It takes different strokes it takes different strokes it takes different strokes to rule the world. So my friends tune in to hear what we think about the various NFL teams and their performances thus far as well as movie news and current events. Having said that you can most likely expect short mentions of those things followed by fifteen minute rants that are loosely based on the topics. I Van Schultz the Unprofessional Professional will with out a doubt say some really filthy words, scream at Tina, and say something about a dead celebrity that will get angry emails sent to us. Of course if you would like to send us an angry email you can always do so at unstoppable_radio@hotmail.com I always love to hear from our admirers and the mother f*ckers that hate us. I also love gyros, and the g is silent so it sounds like yearos. If you don't know what a gyro is than your taste buds have obviously never been laid because gyros are f*cking incredible. Flat bread and feta cheese with tomatoes lettuce and delicious seasoned beef. Wooh gyros rule, but anyways listen to the show and go get a gyro while your at it. Tuesday at 9:00 p.m. we will be broadcasting live, because we at unstoppable radio love broads. I want to go get a gyro and a broad right now. Jackie Moon, Jackie Moon America