unstoppableradio

I wake up in the morning feeling like Van Schultz. Welcome all you awesome sons of b!tches that have made Unstoppable Radio the most popular thing since ribbed condoms. We are live this week just like every week cause if we weren't that'd be weak. Tune in, tune on, tune over, just don't tune out the unprofessional professionals cause you can't afford to miss this. Van "the man" Schultz, Jason "The Cincinnati Steamboat" Neff, and the infamous awesome Morgan "The magnet ass getting rockstat who goes through ass like its going out of style" Farrell. Tune in tonight because it will be that good. We pump out award winning shows on f*&king accident. That's just what happens when your that damn good. Its much like Mr. Mister said; take these broken wings and learn to fly again learn to live so free. And when you here the voices sing. The book of love will open up and let us in. Ah haha that is fun, you enjoy when i fill description text with classic eighties songs that made women wet before i was alive. I might have been conceived because of that song. But i am too afraid to ask, odds are I was conceived to a Seals and Croft song. Bones loves those mother f*(kiers, bones is what i call my... my dad. Although there is a chance my parents fornication was sparked by Barry tap dancing Manilow. Bones is a whore for Barry Mainilow.