The Presidential Heel Turn: Debate-A-Mania Edition

Hello FATheads! It's great to be back on the interwebz and we'd love to hear from you about the presidential race of doom. We are coming to you live on debate night and we want to hear your opinion no matter how wrong they are.  Call into the FATline and declare yourself in the race if you'd like. What could it hurt? I mean in a few years you never know who might be running if you catch our drift.