How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

How fucked up is the Catholic Church of Boy Fuckers?  What are your favorite religious jokes?  Do you honestly believe prayer works?  In this impromptu episide (meaning I just woke up and couldn't think of anything) tell us what pisses you off about religion and what makes you laugh at it.  Because Ken left this up to me, I want some good dick and fart jokes from the lot of you!