The Reflection Pool

The Teleprompter-in-Thief has a poster of Natalie Gulbis on his wall; Michelle is not happy! Story at 5! VH1 announces a special entry in its late fall lineup: "The Red Hot Communist Show!" will feature upcoming D-List Communist and Socialist Heroes and is expected to be a monster hit with the former MSNBC leg-tingler crowd. Season one guests include Nazi Pelosi, former Senator Reid, Barney Frank, Algore, Blago, Al Franken, Arlen Spectator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Barry Soetoro, Jane Fonda, George Soros, and Kim Jong-il!!! Yes, a truly amazing cast! Might be VH1's first top-rated show since Behind the Music: Courtney Love! Anyway, Day 65 of the Obama/EPA oil spill and, as usual, Daddy Soetoro still just wants to play basketball, golf, host parties, and go to ballgames...He knows the problem is bad, but, it's been a really busy year. It'll just have to wait until next year when Barry officially has no friends. Solving problems can be a lonely job, Mr. Illegal President...You're Cut Off is the best show on TV! So much more...