The Reflection Pool

I ask, "Who Are You?" He answers, "I was born in Hawaii." I ask, "Can you prove it?" He says he will not. I ask again, "Who are you?" He says, "I'm an American Citizen!" I ask, "Are you a natural born citizen?" He pleads the fifth. I ask yet again, "Who are you?" He says he attended Columbia. Again, I ask him if he can prove it. He tells me he will not. I finally have to tell this guy to get back to his Teleprompter Maintenance job and to have a nice day. More on this very odd story at 5! Etheridge is lucky...or not...my answer to his first question would have been, "you don't want to do this, grandpa..." as I forcefully removed my wrist from his grip...if he wanted more assault action, I would have GLADLY given it to him...anytime a Collectivist Welfare Statist needs a beatdown and I am legally able to do it, I welcome the opportunity. In other words, to defend myself from their assault...note, the Communists, Socialists, and others are the ones who initiate the violence...why this person isn't being removed from Congress right now is beyond me! Jersey Couture night and girls night on MTV...so much more...