The Reflection Pool

In a desperate bid to be liked again, President Obama decides to switch parties just for the 2010 election---story at 5! Arlen Spectater is Obama's Idol...right? Political Opportunists Unite, right? Oh, OK, one has no political principles and the other is a hard-core Communist Ideologue posing (behind Teleprompter illegally) as a center-right constitutionally unqualified POTUS...did I mention that they are both complete failures? Obama's Reflection Pool Job Performance Grade is now at "U." That is not simply unsatisfactory...it is many, many, many grades below "F." Face it Mr. Teleprompter-in-Thief, father of the Obamapression, instigator of the Obamageddon, driver of the Obamacaust: you SUCK! You do have a perfectly good excuse, other than it is all W's fault: you are the country's first Constitutionally Illegitimate President. Remind us not to let this happen again! Amazing, I didn't even get to the economy...oh, well...have a Great Weekend spinning around on this Collectivist Welfare Planet we live on...be kind to yourself and each other...much, much more..