He Didn't Have No Brain, Neither, and He Growed Up Good!

Where one mother testified before Congress about her painful decision to abort her fetus when an MRI showed it was missing most of its brain, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) scolded her for tearing that fetus apart and not carrying the baby to full term so God could kill it like He was supposed to. Congressman Gohmert proves once again that a brain is not necessary to be a Republican Congressman.

In Other News...

The Boy Scout Executive Board voted to allow gay scouts. God will start stomping on major metropolitan areas, probably on Tuesday (Monday being a holiday).

All this and more on today's LORD OF SATIRE PODCAST.