HERE I AM AT CAMP WAHOMEY --- TRUMP!

Hello Mueller, hello Comey,
Here I am at Camp Wahomey
Camp is very entertaining
and they say i'm out on bail if it stops raining

I went trolling with Vladi Putin
He's got a thing for ol' Rasputin
You remember Michael Flynn
He got ptomaine poisoning - for lyin' on CNN.

All the counselors hate the waiters
As well as all those fake news agitators
And the head coach wants no sissies
He tells us u ain't nuthin' till u grab some pussies

Now I don't want this should scare ya
But John Kelly has full-blown hysteria
You remember Kelly-Ann Conway
We're sending her out for clean-up @ some French laundry

Take me home, my daddy dearest - don't like camp, I'm about to puke
Don't leave me here in the woods  where I might get eaten by David Duke

Take me home, I promise I'll make no noise or infest the lower house 
w/goofy ploys, oh please don't forsake me, I'll surely be quiet as a mouse.

Dearest ivanka, darling daughter,
Are you ready for the slaughter?
When I come home please don't kiss me
But I'll let your Aunt Bertha hug and even frisk me.

Wait a minute, Mueller's stopped his probing,
Oh, my shit, he's on to all my interloping
Playing the goofball, won't make things any better,
Muddah Fadduh i'd trade places with any old irish setter.