Hello Mueller, hello Comey,
Here I am at Camp Wahomey
Camp is very entertaining
and they say i'm out on bail if it stops raining
I went trolling with Vladi Putin
He's got a thing for ol' Rasputin
You remember Michael Flynn
He got ptomaine poisoning - for lyin' on CNN.
All the counselors hate the waiters
As well as all those fake news agitators
And the head coach wants no sissies
He tells us u ain't nuthin' till u grab some pussies
Now I don't want this should scare ya
But John Kelly has full-blown hysteria
You remember Kelly-Ann Conway
We're sending her out for clean-up @ some French laundry
Take me home, my daddy dearest - don't like camp, I'm about to puke
Don't leave me here in the woods where I might get eaten by David Duke
Take me home, I promise I'll make no noise or infest the lower house
w/goofy ploys, oh please don't forsake me, I'll surely be quiet as a mouse.
Dearest ivanka, darling daughter,
Are you ready for the slaughter?
When I come home please don't kiss me
But I'll let your Aunt Bertha hug and even frisk me.
Wait a minute, Mueller's stopped his probing,
Oh, my shit, he's on to all my interloping
Playing the goofball, won't make things any better,
Muddah Fadduh i'd trade places with any old irish setter.
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