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Donald "Rump" Wants CNN To Fork Over $5M To Him To Appear On CNN, Which Is Hosting The Next 2016 GOP Presidential Debate!
Ok, CNN, Go Ahead & Pay "Rump" $5M, But With 1 Proviso, The "Rump" Boy Has To Go Over To Cruise Control/Ted Cruise & Plant A Big, New York-Style, Sloppy, Wet Kiss On Cruise-Boy's Cuban Lips!
Come On, Now, Folks, You Gotta Work For This Amount Of "Jack"! Welcome To The Apprentice, RumpTrump! Maybe, Also Throw In A Little "Twerking" For The Hip-Hop Crowd, Yeah, Rumpster!
Seriously, The New Bitch-Queen In The GOP 2016 Stable Is That Latin Lover, Star Of Stage, Screen & Capitol Hill, Theodore "Teddy" Cruise, The Hottest Thing In Texas Since Gene Autry!
If The "Rump"-Man Gets $5M, Then Cruise-Control Man Will Want $10M - And Then, Ladies & Gents Were All Off To The Races, The Networks Will Really Be In Duck Soup, Going Forward!
Who Needs To Go On A Book Tour Or Speaking Engagements When You Can Weasel Your Way Into A Few Million Quid Just For Standing Up In Front Of A Camera For An Hour Or Two!
The "Dumpster" Can Certainly Huff & Puff To Earn That $5M, But Hot-Lips Cruise Is The Queen-Bitch Of Snark! He Might Even Go Full-Throttle On The Dumpster And Slice Him Down To A Size 4!
Trump Is A High-Priced Racketeer, He's Gangster From The Neck Up! He's Got His Testes In High Gear & He Thinks That Just Going "Full-Bore, High-Octane" Will Smash Any & All Obstacles In His Way! Cruise Is Probably Counting That 'Cause Teddy-Boy Will Want To Put The Stiletto Into The Rumpster While He Ain't Lookin' - Slyly, Sneakily As Only The Cruister Can Do. He Was The Debating Champion @ Yale, After All.
