Croakin' Before Strokin', or, "Kamikaze Executions"

Tonight, on a Dead Grandpa edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we're back and firing on all cylinders with news that the 86-year-old winner of Howard Stern's "I Want to Get My Grandpa Laid" contest was sadly unable to claim his prize after choking to death on a piece of steak just hours before he was scheduled to have a threesome with two high-class hookers. If there's a god, he might just be a bastard.

Next, we look into the absurdity of a controversial procedure where inmates on Death Row in Japan are given a just a few hours notice before they are hanged, and relatives are not notified until the prisoners are already dead. We'll find out more about the process, and ask why people are so outraged about a process that might just be better than our own.

Later, from the happiest place on earth known as Florida, investigators say bad blood over an employee of the month award at a South Florida Wal-Mart store led to gunfire and criminal charges against a co-worker who was upset they didn't win the award themselves. Nothing says superior customer service better than shooting at your co-workers!

And finally, the return of the Cremo Cream Essentials features 311's vastly underrated album, Transistor!

All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!