Tough Question for You: Chicken or Beef?

Are we letting the communists win again? Is this really what we're faced with? Chicken or beef? In 1959, the average American's greatest concern was the Soviets. Now, 50 years later, the average American is terrorized by this frightening dilemma. Special guests include University of Who Gives a Crap's Dandelion Mickelson, author of "Do Your Pants Sing, Too, Mildred?"