KELLY OCONNELL SHOW: Obama Only Campaigns

During the Year of the Attack Clowns -- Obama has turned out to be the worst of the greasepaint, rubber ball nosed, floppy shoed menaces. It seems that all Obama has ever had any talent in doing is campaigning. In his jaunty, sarcastic, holier than Mao, smart assed style, he’s especially good at egging on his own supporters -- even if he hasn’t been great at helping others. It will all go down in his leadership-free method, with his peppy Malcolm-X speech delivery, and atheist-preacher style, that this very strange and self-worshipping man has done more harm than current generations can plumb and intuit.

In the meanwhile, as Trump has been given his millionth obituary, the race is still tight, and the Donald hovering near the magic 3-4% too-close-to-call line. His speeches continue to be entertaining, iconoclastic, funny, defensive, honest, off the cuff, and highly polemical towards the elite class and their towering stupidity and mistake ridden reign.

And Hillary, her misshapen, bumpy face, glazed eyes, cadaverous face, halting gate, slurred and sputtering speech -- overseen by a thousand minders including her massive, bald nurse and ever present diazapam pen, continues to go to seed before our very eyes. Her own BFF Huma HUmmas, admitted her noodle is not right. But can she make 200 yd dash to the final prize, on one leg, a single brain hemisphere while seizing up, falling over, gasping for air, eyes wandering across her ruined face? STAY TUNED SPORTSFANS!!!