KELLY OCONNELL AM 1450: Hildebeast a Sick Puppy?

Hillary Rodham Clinton:  One Sick Puppy? Hillary suffered yet another so-called "brain freeze" when giving one of her already empty speeches. As her mouth skidded off road and her forebrain threw up the "Vapor Lock" signal, folks began to have that "I've been here before" de ja vu kinda feeling. The incomperable, robotic, hectoring, holier than Mao cadence gave way to a weary and even mechanical skip and repitition. Her face became the canvas of Picasso's Guernico, especially the cow with two eyes on the side of her head like a flounder.

Increasing skepticism is being given to Hillary's general health. Her manic coughing fits, claims of her need for frequent rest, a haggard expression with a face with more bags, lines and signs of confusion than La Guardia International Airport. So, let's ask the most basic question -- Is Hillary health enough to serve 4 years? If there are doubts, we cannot even countenance her campaign.
 

Shift to Trump: he gave a great speech last night which merely highlighted the differences between the Hillary campaign of offering everyone a handful of corn, lying her massive -- built like a battleship rump off, and just riffing the latest pop culture memes. Trump does offer mucho mucho experience, and the experience of bot success and failure at the hihest level. But can he stay disiplined on point and focused? That is the mark of a real champion...

And as Rio continue to lay a rotten egg of an Olympics, stay tuned sportsfans for breakiing news.