Kelly OConnell Show: Bill's Last Bimbo Eruption

As fierce storms roll from Houston Texas into the American Heartlands, a storm for ideological control rages across the political landscape. This war can only be settled after the conventions. But Americans will not be satisfied until they feel their constitutional republic is re-invigorated by the fruit of democracy -- real representational government.

These feckless pashas think they own America. Like the strangely naive Paul Ryan, or over-the-hill Mitt Romney. Mitt, who's about as fresh as last decade’s passed kidney stone, believes he will be the GOP candidate assassin. Romney plans to run a third party candidate to knock out Trump. Then step into his shoes, to thunderous applause. Romney hallucinates when he kills the king he takes over his kingdom -- just like in Apocalypse Now.

But the real truth is Trump has repeatedly played the iceberg to all the would-be Titanics. Every antagonist making a serious assault against Trump paid with their life. As somehow, through some strange animal instinct, animus favor, Trump always knows the exact right response to vanquish his tormentors.

Who will be the VP? Does it even matter? Especially rich would be if Trump chose GOP castoff Sarah Palin for #2. This would send shockwaves of astonishment through the GOP and waves of revulsion through Dems. Adding Newt Gingrich to this Troika as Sec State would be a masterstroke, and Chris Christie for ATty Gen, Cruz polished for SCOTUS, etc

Hillary continues to rise daily like a barnacle encrusted sea-cow. Now Bill is dragged, gloriously back, where Hillary proudly offers him as economic czar. This plants the dagger once and for all into the heart of Feminism. Hillary can make it on her own? Apparently, the only thing Hilldabeast does well is trouble. The voice of a harpy, the breath of a hyena, and the face of a month-old tuna sandwich.. Could be Bill’s last bimbo eruption. Stay tuned sportsfans...