A Service Parrot

In which our heroes get lonely, struggle to make friends, and require some avian company as Jackson pitches A Parrot Friend. We discuss the waywardness of the parrot, suggest alternate parrot careers, and the benefits of selling to the lonely. Ryder has no time for Jackson's pitch, Dad struggles to time his parrot correctly, and Jackson just wishes everyone could see him for the altruistic saint that he is. So decide on some key phrases you'd like your parrot to know, try and program into your parrot important dates, and then get angry that your parrot learned swears. It's just good business.

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and for as little as $1 we can help dad use a parrot as a calendar.