crackerbarreljones

The Godfather of Fitness has finally shuffled off to the great juice bar in the sky and we give him a proper send-off. Also, MTV tries to stay relevant by producing adult content starring teens...and then ratting itself out. And we have a new... more

I got nothing. We're flying by the seat of our collective pants, which, in our case, works, because we're kinda built the same and generally have similar tastes in fashion, despite the almost fifteen year age difference and obvious dissimilarity... more

We follow up on the Tucson Glock Jamboree, including all new exciting tales of rookie cops getting shot in the face! Also, 'Bron 'Bron takes the middle road and the rest of Ohio gets pooped on again by Ted Williams.

More people die because we're a country full of gun-wielding nut jobs. It's time to ban these f*cking things permanently.

Dude gets hooked up in Ohio for being an alcoholic crackhead. God Bless America!

Don't Ask Don't Tell takes it in the pooper and we're all over it...

Me and Jaron do things and talk about shit.

A saucy melange of observational humor, hot sex, interviews and scrapbooking...lightly dusted with 79% cocoa and a pinch of kosher salt.