We'd Pull A Whole Mess of Rowboats In Our Teeth To See Jack Lalanne Just One More Time...

The Godfather of Fitness has finally shuffled off to the great juice bar in the sky and we give him a proper send-off. Also, MTV tries to stay relevant by producing adult content starring teens...and then ratting itself out. And we have a new member of our little aural soiree...Bitsy, come on up here, girl.