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SPRING BREAK! What are your kids doing down in Mehico and Miami? Debauchery!
Women at the gym have been wearing more and more, while men have been wearing less and less. I'm seeing nip slips and balls peeking.
Uber drivers also drive for Lyft...and Postmates...and Door Dash...and Grub Hub! My new app...HoMates! Get a prostitute AND a sandwich, delivered right to your door!
When guys first make love to women, they sound like Barry White. About 5 minutes in, we then sound like James Gandofini.
I learned to hump things early. My mom's velvet couch became my bitch. She couldn't figure out why the coushins no longer were supportive.
I had a soft pair of slippers, that when I was done with them, I could wear them as steel toed boots.
CB radios were the social media chat rooms back in the 80's. It was east to catfish a horny, redneck trucker.
Never ask a smoker to taste test anything, nor smell if something is spoiled. They can't even tell if smoked fish is smoked.
So, should I be allowed to dress like a woman and claim transgender and use the ladies restroom? No. Simply, no.
