I was just thinking...the priesthood of technology

In the technological priesthood like any priesthood, there is a certain dress, location, surroundings and ascetic quality- almost Zen or monk-like presence in society. These priest reveal the latest gadgets to the excitement, ooo's and aww's of the devotees or zombied masses, as the light of the new machine glows on the faces faithful. Soon all mankind will line up for conversion and communion at the local stores, each fanatically running over the elderly, children and the infirmed in a stampede to buy the new icon in the gospel of technology.