BEARD SALAD #34 – Monkeys & Dildos Dot Com

What the are we even talking about on this bullshit:

• SOMEONE FROM THE PRISON PLANET OF AUSTRALIA GAVE US FIVE DOLLARS!  THANK YOU, JOEY CADDICK
• Were white people descended from aliens?
• Bill Nye Vs Shitty Creationist Horsepucky
• Cannibalism!  Also ceremonial dick eating
• Local Wal-Marts in the Nineties!
• Exciting marriage finance discussion
• Craycroft’s entire life has been fabricated by the Domino’s corporate office
• The various races of man should have more creative names
• Being broke sucks

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!  COME EACHA VEGGIES