Aston Villa aren't worth spending much time on, so we're not going to

I spent my day enjoying some utterly bizarre early-spring warmth by walking around Washington, DC. It was glorious. But in the back of my head all day was one thought: "What are we going to talk about on the Holtecast this week?" You see, Aston Villa are bad. But we've said that before. Numerous times. And repeating it at length and ad nauseam seems like a bad choice for everyone.

But then it hit me. And I texted Jack. And we're happy to present you the (first? last?) Lightning Holtecast! Five topics! Three minutes each! One beer per host! This is podcasting as it was always meant to be. We figure that Aston Villa aren't worth spending much time on, so why spend much time on them?

To that end, here are our topics for the day:

• Manchester City match
• Finances
• Jack Grealish
• Twitter questions
• Spurs preview