And woe is us, we're in a lot of trouble!
So, a rich little man with white hair died -
What does that have to do with the price of rice, right?
And why is that woe to us?
Because, you people -
And 62-million other Americans are listening to me, right now.
Because less than 3% of you people read books -
Because less than 15% of you read newspapers -
Because the only truth you know is what you get with this tube.
Right now there -
There is a whole, entire generation -
That never knew anything that didn't come out of this tube!
This tube is the gospel, the ultimate revelation -
This tube cane make or break -
Presidents, popes, prime ministers -
This tube is the most awesome goddamned force -
In the whole godless world.