Still Feelin’ It

-Josh Crane comes through

—“a long, long time coming”

—“I’m training while my opponent’s sleep ...”

-The Hamhead debacle 

—“I only got on Team Hamhead cuz it seemed like the cool thing to do”

-More on Crane ...

—“We’re fu**ing married ... No Beckham”

—“Persistence is key”

—“Not gonna’ go out of my way to bash Josh Crane anymore”

-Robert Kraft gets caught on “some blowj*b sh*t”

-Who is the masked singer?

-“The Happytime Murders”

-Adam Bueller

—“you ain’t Magic Johnson, mfer ...”

-Maria Manic “investigated for cannibalism”

-Jimmy Lloyd

—“I’m not sold on him being the future of anything”

-Shane Mercer

—“... out there fu**in’ killing it now”

-“Where the hell is CZW?”

—“Like nothing ... that wants to succeed”

-H20 Student photo shoot

—“I would worry about his level of strength if he was mowing my fu**ing lawn”

—“These guys look pre-pubescent”

—“Rightfully shi**ing himself”

-Will Onita come?

-LuFisto is retiring

-“I don’t feel bad shi**ing on wrestling fans ...”

—“Clowns will listen to you talk sh*t about them and tune in every fu**ing week”

-Undertaker making that f**k money

-Sage Sin retires