Marks Dorks Klowns

Tonight, Jay Cat is using his “terrible” mic to be “carried” by Shaheen

-“Just because wrestlers are nice to you don’t mean you’re fu**ing safe to talk s**t about other people”

-How many “Jeezus” ratings for the Zandig pose?

-“Half of you can barely get out of your fu**in’ seat once you sit down”

-“So, anyway Michael ...”

-“Medium-sized homie at best ...”

-“You need fu**ing mental help”

-How do you join MDK?

—“I think you gotta blow a guy”