Witches On Wine Unrated And Intoxicated Why 77 Virgins Doesn't Sound Fun To Me

Hello Witches On Wine! I am not on wine this week, I'm on Cherry Vodka, so watch out bitches!  I thought we'd talk about all the beheadings, and threats of beheadings that are going on in Bagdad and the surrounding middle east.  I also thought that these people are totally not afraid to die, and how they'll probably be the first like Will Rogers did in that old fucking movie, hop on the atomic missile and ride it into our continent.  

Why?

For 77 mother fucking virigins.  That's fun?  I don't think so.  

*satire, if you believe (and gasp want) 77 virgins, go do it and go fuck yourself.*