DISORDERLY CONDUCT - Thurs Night Swag

A global rout in equities drove the Standard & Poor’s 500 Index to its worst nine-day slump since March 2009, while two-year Treasury yields plunged to a record low amid concern the economy is weakening.

HAPPY BIRFDAY!!! President Obama turned 50 years old today and had a big party while the Dow Jones fell 512.76 points. Good Times.

Meanwhile there has been an update to the Goofy Bone story. Will Crawford, Goofy's imaginary friend/engineer, released a statement saying Goofy is waiting for a "45 day speedy trial."

Also your calls take priority. Eat that W0nt0n S0up. w00t!

GET YOUR SWAG ON!!!