Live free or die "Hard". Yeah thats an erection joke

Unstoppable Radio consists of seven digits, which co-incidentally is the number of dwarves that snow white had and also a very popular movie starring Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman was kick ass in the Shawshank Redemption and jurassic park. Wait no that was Samuel Jackson and he is in f*cking everything, he get's eaten by a shark in Deep Blue Sea and gets shot in the back of the head in goodfellas. Which co-incidentally is another kick ass movie. Funny our much all these great movies have in common with unstoppable. On this episode we will be discussing ways in which men and women come together and the best and worst lines to use when trying to snare someone of the opposite sex. We will also probably stray way off topic and say some really vulgar sh&t we hadn't planned on and yell at my very sweet assistant Tina. As I'm sure you know we have been giving Tina a hard time on air lately and even though she said it hurts her feelings i find it too damn funny to quit. Sorry Tina baby, i do like the way you make coffee though. I don't really drink coffee, i am more of a ruby red grapefruit juice kinda guy but i appreciate it none the less. I hope we don't run out of time and i can read this on air at the end of the show because even if we f*ck up and the show isn't epic at least the end will make me laugh, and that is what is really important. Right neff? Yea that is actually in the description. I apologize for all the grammatical errors in our show description, i hated english class in school and don't really care to improve my skills in that area. I am awesome at alot of shit and i don't want to waste my time learning about proper comma and noun placement. I am very strong and people often mistake me for Mark Wahlberg. I am Van Schultz the Unprofessional Professional and this show is the tits.