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AndroidVirus and Xander Kane review the worst in horror so you don't have to! This week we are reviewing horrible movies involving love, eternal, everlasting, nauseous love!
Up first a young vampire (only 140 years old) flees her Translylvanian castle where she must marry the horrible Vlad to please her father, the mean Baron, and her mother, the eccentric Baronness...We are reviewing 1996's Karmina!
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After that, grief-struck after the death of his wife, a young man attempts to keep her with him forever - by gutting her, stuffing her and replacing her eyes with glass eyes, turning her into a doll. But his bouts of insanity are just beginning! We review 1979's Beyond the Darkness!
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