Rolling Out Paradisiacal Earth

Guardian of the Garden of Eatin'

Most of us would like to live in Paradise, but it seems somewhat hard to find. Certain groups have tried to create their own paradise at the expense of the rest of the world, but this idea is doomed to fail. Also, this concept of "pair-o'-dice" is also an occult construction that will be considered. The phone lines will be open throughout the broadcast.