For God's sake and other issues of the omnipotent

For God's sake shows the fallacy of trusting anyone, anything or anywhere that religion is the lynchpin.  Creationism...so what about the dinosaurs?  War, pestilence famine, natural and man-maqde disasters, murder, mayhem, plague, and bad reality TV call into question whether God really has our back.  And how come God never stood up for me when I needed(?) to get laid.  God really needs to step up in some of these situations.  Problem is God is way to busy to worry about your dodo's lack of work.  Riffs, rants and rave-ups to put you in the Easter spirit...I got your effing bunny, bitch!