Internet porn...masturbation in the digital age

Your host on sevsdeadserious has decidsed to go "blue".  It's Saturday, it's late, the family is in bed and the computer is yours...let the story begin.  Tonight a little (a lot) raunchy just to prove that I haven't changed that much...so you think.  Denial is not a river in Egypt, but what All men, and dare I say some women, look at the computer for more than just information but sexual fullfilment in the digital age.  Things were so much more difficult when I was a kid and today we will discuss it...and funny too.