My balls are roasting on an open fire!

It's the time of year for Christmas carols to grace radio stations, for holly and red bows adorned above the fireplace, and for lots of good food and warm desserts. Let's revisit some childhood memories and the good times shared with friends and family. Nah! That's too sappy and nostalgic. This is the season for making NEW traditions...NEW memories...and NEW holiday songs??? Uh-oh! Your favorite carols aren't safe anymore! Actually, nothing Christmasy is safe anymore!