Potential Solutions to Current Legislative Practices

Tonight Disgruntle and Gruntle continue their trek through political insanity, please join your hosts as they shred the last vestiges of inhumanity and explore such ridiculous and reprehensible notions as: 1. Congress should only be allowed to pass a law that deals with one subject at a time. No additional unrelated addendums, no pork barrel spending add-ons, and no last minute entries. 2. All laws must be written concisely with supplementary definitions of legal terms, and in such a manner that a person with 2 years of college could adequately understand its premise and purpose. 3. Congress will be subjected to the same laws as the citizens of the United States, no exclusions or additional privileges. Other topic would include: include: 4. To reduce the influence of special interest groups all lobbyists should be invited to series of very expensive dinner parties, loaded into retired Titan rockets, and then shot into space towards the sun. 5. Corporations should be allowed to provide only monetary campaign contributions, the actual process of purchasing politicians souls must be deemed illegal. 6. Legislation should be presented that limits the ability of large banks and financial institutions to devastating world economies only in twenty year intervals. Medical screening and assistance provided to senior banking executives to help in the treatment of demon possession.