Episode XX: Can't Keep a Good Cannibal Down

LIVE FROM ELM STREET ITS THE OXFORD CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!

As you are mostly all aware, the show has been off the air for a number of consecutive nights. Initially we had planned to have a Sunday Spectacular lined up, but of course Simple had to try and keep that from happening. I'm here to say that we will not be off the air tonight. The cannibal will return at 9:00pm and will run until 10:30. 

Tonight's show will have a number of topics that are brand new and intriguing, as well as many great callers to shed a little light on these topics and whatever else crosses their minds. Be sure and tune in because we also have the Sports With Ryne segment.

Unfortunately there will be no "Ask a Stripper" segment tonight, as the arranged stripper, "Mystique," cancelled at the last minute. We have rescheduled that segment for later this week, but there will be a special guest host tonight, Mr. Clovis Ledbetter. 

TOPICS:

1) Better Accent: Australian or British?

2) The Sick Fact of Starburst: Yellow and Orange Cause Cancer, Red and Pink Prevent it. Eat a Pack, Break Even.

3) Legitimate Rapes and Legitmate Capes: Connecting Comic Book Superheros to Todd Akin

4) Neil and Lance: What a Week for Armstrongs

5) Frogs vs Toads: The Battle for Supremecy

6) White Man with Neck Tattoo: Inbred or Inbred?

7) Hidden Gypsies in Hollywood: Exposing the Truth

8) Alternate Methods of Taking a Dump: Is the Upper Decker Most Effective?

9) Randy Travis Misunderstood Yet Again: LEAVE THE MAN ALONE!!!

10) Cookin' With Clovis: Old Man Ledbetter Gets the Grill Warm with Tips for the Fall Grillin' Season