In a Barbie World, or, "It's Dangerous To Go Alone"

Tonight on a plastic edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we're back from hiatus with news that a Ukrainian model who has cast herself as a real-life Barbie doll says she eventually hopes to live without eating or drinking. We'll see what she actually eats and drinks, and share with you the diet you should never try.

Next, when a girlfriend's ex-husband showed up in the middle of the night, one man did the only thing that made sense: He grabbed a replica video game sword and challenged the intruder to a duel. We'll tell you why he might've been better off using the Ocarina of Time.

Later, even Jim Gaffigan didn't see this coming, as a kid tries to gain internet notoriety...by having sex with a Hot Pocket. Naturally the results ended up being less than filling. We'll tell you how this stunt may have been a bit too hot to handle.

And finally, the Cremo Cream Essentials returns in the most soulful way possible, with Teddy Pendergrass' classic Life is a Song Worth Singing. We'll share some of the best of what The Sound of Philadelphia has to offer, so turn off the lights and let's get closer...

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!