Love American Style, or, "Forever Alone"

Tonight on an amorous edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, your humble host is ready to embarass and disappoint himself by getting back into the dating game, but first we talk stories that will convince just about any sane individual to simply stay single.

First off, Quin Woodward Pu, a 26-year-old DC "memoirist" who runs a blog called "Little Black Blog" (something a lot of DC women seem to do) just got dumped via text message; as a result, she did what any cultured, upwardly woman would do, she had a temper tantrum via social media, while seeking approval for attempting to destroy the life of a man she only went on two dates with. We'll examine her stupidity, and discuss self-fulfilling prophecies.

Next, we'll talk about my reentry into the dating scene, while showing how futile it can be to date online, and share a revamped dating profile guaranteed to never earn one date. Is it possible to sell yourself online without either lying to yourself or potential dates? We'll find out.

Later, Real Houswives of New Jersey star Melissa Gorga has written an advice book, Love Italian Style, for people who want a marriage as hot and heavy as the one she has with her husband...and women are NOT amused. We'll discuss her theory of "Husbands want their wives to submit; wives want our husbands to dominate." Is she right?

Finally, since last June a woman has attracted attention based on her website, 300sandwiches.com, a blog that documents her quest to woo her boyfriend with...sandwiches. The name of the website is inspired by a quote from said boyfriend, who after having been made a sandwich, stated, "Honey, you're 300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring." Naturally, easily offended women were offended. Was he being a jerk, or did he do what most women wish men would do...set a goal?

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!