A Fistful of Fail Whale, or, "Boobs are Fun to Talk About"

Tonight, on a going public edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we're talking Tech, Tits and Total Stupidity with a quadrilogy of tales designed to stimulate the mind and lower the dignity. First, hot off the presses, in what will likely be the largest IPO since Facebook's botched debut on NASDAQ in 2012, Twitter announced in a tweet (duh) late today that it has filed its paperwork with the SEC to become a publicly traded company, meaning everything you liked about Twitter is about to go away!

Next, because all stories about breasts should come in twos, our first story is about a woman in Georgia who is marketing her services in the breast way possible -- by giving massages with her size 48NN boobs. Naturally, her tender loving technique is rubbing some massuses the wrong way as she's being accused of basic prostitution. We'll see if we can squeeze out some answers.

Later, one late-night pizza place on the University of Illinois campus has engineered a creative way for girls to to get free pizza...flashing their boobs. Since most drunk girls are willing to show some nip for a string of Mardi Gras beads, it seems like a win-win situation...or does it?

Finally, we go from female boobs to just plain old boob, as Police in California say a local McDonald's manager has confessed to robbing two McDonald's restaurants at gunpoint — including his very own branch. A case of #DontBeDumb at its finest...or its worst...

All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!