Double Dating Delights, or, "The Loveseat"

Tonight, on a double your pleasure, double your fun edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we close the week strong with news that a new study reveals that going on double dates can actually increase partners' attraction to one another.

Next, a South Carolina minister is accused of telling underage girls that the sex acts he performed on them would keep them from getting pregnant, contracting sexual diseases and liking other females. In his church, the word was "praise the lord and pass the condoms!"

Later, we head for the mountains of WTF as yet another poor bastard under the influence decides the burden of having a pecker is much too much as cops in Ohio found a blood-soaked man who told them he'd lopped his pecker of...because of Busch beer.

Finally, from the Rick James file, a Wisconsin man is going to jail after pleading guilty to having sex with a couch. Maybe they should have never gave him money.

All that and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!