The Lady Likes It Ruff-Ruff, or, "Jack Off was her Name-Off"

Tonight on a highly illegal edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we're on the lam with a trio of tales designed to lower your I.Q. by no less than three points. We start with a behavioral specialist being accused of having sex with the family dog over the course of a month.

Next, we go on the run with a New Mexico man who faces multiple charges after police say he was having sex with a woman while driving drunk and crashed, ejecting the woman from the vehicle. He tried to drive away after the crash, but a witness grabbed his keys from the ignition. He also allegedly tried to hide from responding officers behind a cactus.

Finally, we get caught with our pants down with the high school student who faces a possible felony charge for changing a student's last name to "masturbate" in the  yearbook. She could be charged with first-degree property damage, a felony, and harassment.

All this, and more tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!